What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is every dictators biggest fear?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No